Quote of the day

Tara: Question - is "doodle" some crazy aussi slang for penis? The Oz cover of Cosmo has "Doodle Whisperer" and.. whafuck?
Me: doodle is indeed one of the sillier words for penis... not really ever used in a sexual conext, afaik...
Tara: Cosmo seems to think it's hawt. I'm trying to imagine someone whispering to a peen.. and laughing at the image.
Me: well, this is cosmo we're talking about here... Not exactly a font of useful information & good advice
Me: I'm pretty sure you wont ever read the phrase "his hard, throbbing doodle" ...well, apart from this tweet *snicker*
Tara: My hopes and dreams are crushed! CRUSHED, I say! What shall I do for euphemistic porn novel hopes now?!
Me: I know, I'm sorry. But hey, maybe you can write one. Call it "Tales of the Doodle Whisperer". It's sure to be a best seller.
Tara: It would be if I could somehow work in a Twilight reference! ... but then I'd have to kill myself.
Me: "Twilight Tales of the Doodle Whisperer" ;)
Tara: If I write that, I'm dedicating it to you :P